In the absence of an actual “Shit beer runners say” videos to go along with the current meme, just watch these videos in succession.

Shit runners say.

It’s true, hydration is important. I just wish they had used the word “fartlek” somewhere.

This next video actually predates the “shit [insert stereotype] say” meme by more than a year, but it’s the best craft beer drinker parody I’ve seen.

Shit beer geeks say.

Shit craft beer geeks say

The terms terms mash-tun, wert and rhizome would have put it over the top. (h/t @RoyBoy21)

Any other phrases you’d add to the list of shit beer runners say?