How Many Brewers Could You Take in a Fight?

Part 1. Lets Get Physical!
How large is your beer gut?
How far can you reach?
How many 50 pound bags of 2 row malt can you carry at once (note: not 6 row).
Do you do most of your drinking: Standing, Sitting or Reclining?
How pretty are you?
How long have you been drinking craft beer?

Note: This is all just a joke and this quiz was created purely in jest. Please don't try to fight any brewers! They are liable to cause you physical harm and they are typically stronger than they appear.