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Threes Brewing beer or Dashboard Confessional song?

Can you tell the difference? Take the quiz and find out.


Photo by Matt Furman, courtesy of Threes Brewing

We love Threes Brewing, we really do. The 1.5-year-old, Brooklyn-based brewery puts out some fantastic beers, from regular releases like Vliet, a snappy German pilsner, to Eternal Return, a series a Brett beers fermented in oak with raspberries, grape must and more. But we also noticed something as we made our way through the brewery’s portfolio: A good portion of Threes’ beers have names that are a little, well, morose.* They’d be just as welcome on the track list of an early 2000s emo album as they are on a beer label.

They’d be so welcome, in fact, that telling them apart from actual songs performed by early 2000s emo band Dashboard Confessional is a real challenge. Can you tell the difference? Take the quiz below and let us know how you did in the comments.

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*For the record, we chatted with the folks at Threes recently, and they didn’t seem overly depressed. No more so than anyone else living in Brooklyn, anyway.


Zach Fowle is DRAFT's beer editor. Reach him at zach@draftmag.com.

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