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What’s beer porn?

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There are a lot of people out in the virtual world trying to seduce my inner-beer geek with pictures of beer porn. Or, in the world of Instagram, #beerporn. Some have serious game. Others? Socially awkward penguin.

So, what does it take to create real, steamy beer porn? Well, first it helps if the camera isn’t steamy.

First and foremost: Beer porn has to be eye candy. Something about the photo—the beer, the setting, the composition—has to capture the eye’s full attention. It should make your mouth water and ignite a carnal passion as you furiously double-tap that Instagram photo until it’s thoroughly “liked.”

Blurry photos, poor lighting, pedestrian beer: Not beer porn (unless you’re into that). For tips on shooting beer, check this out.

Beer porn comes in many exotic varieties and can fulfill about any niche adult desire. Here are few of the standard genre’s you’re likely to explore, all recently posted on Instagram. If you like what you see, jump on your phone and follow these users. Or, head over to Instagram’s browser-based platform and enjoy the ride.

Classic beer fridge:
Here you get a voyeuristic look into someone’s impressive collection of amazing beer.

Sensory overload beer hauls:
Bottles you can only fantasize putting your hands on. Usually posted by people in the beer trading game, or those who have enough money to scoop up a ton of beer in one trip.


Filtered until the beer pops:

A few filters create unforgettable beer images.

Clever use of composition:
You can’t look away, nor do you want to. Perspective and amazing, often elusive beer go together perfectly.

Beer porn outdoors:
They don’t care who sees, and we wish we were there to join in the fun.

Shots from the brewery:
Secret scenes from inside your favorite brewery.

Beer porn from around the world:
Sometimes you’re looking for something a little more exotic. (Shameless plug: this is from my account)


Deeply satisfying pairings:

You know you want to get your hands dirty with the perfect beer-and-food pairing. (Shameless plug: this is from DRAFT’s account)

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